Company Timer

The use of unsanctioned (in addition to one's break) company time to take an extended bathroom break.

Gotta take a company timer

by Pinhedd July 14, 2009

Hella Timers

The term Hella Timers is a phrase used by confused middle schoolers and high schoolers. This term is used in reference to the hourglass symbol beside their streaks. This hourglass represents that their streak is about to end. Hella Timers basically means that someone is about to lose a lot of their streaks. This term was also misunderstood by up and coming Clinton, N.C. rapper, A-Way, who mistakenly thought it was a disease.

A-Way: "Bro, I forgot to send my streaks today, I got Hella Timers."
Lil Davey: "Oh shoot man, lets take a pic."

by Yung A-Way December 13, 2019

the Loving Timeline

A 5th dimensional occurrence; a time/space continuum of reality as the perfect experience of connection to Source, the Original Creator of All that Is. The continuous experience of ever-present Love thematically expressed, shared and represented in every Moment, every Creation and every Relationship.

Presence on the Loving Timeline brings about feelings of Joy, Gratitude, Compassion, Bliss... Grace with ease in all situations... Brilliant inspiration with follow through to complete fruition and success.

Living fully in the garden of Heaven on Earth...

Through diligent forgiveness and release she was able to activate the Loving Timeline.

The Lawyer could tell his meditation practice was working when the Loving Timeline opened to him this morning presenting a peaceful resolution and winning solution for ALL involved parties.

by theBuffaloDiaries December 10, 2010

The Onioniest Timeline

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

by #ai August 31, 2018

timer

A person who believes that "time" is a physical entity, in contrast to the scientifically accepted thesis that "time" is merely an abstract idea describing sequences of physical events.

"Wow, she is such a nice girl, such a pity she is a timer"

by Capitan Future March 17, 2017

funny timer sand

the term Hank Hill used to call "cocaine" after Peggy had been tutoring a prisoner in the local jail and tried to get her to smuggle in cocaine for him.

"we're not bringing you anymore of your funny timer sand"

by beeareeyeehen June 11, 2006

timperio

a really cool motherfucker
has very large balls and ass checks but nothing in comparison to he's shwang

haaaaaayy! looooooooook at timperiooooo (must be said in slow motion)

by cockhound mcgee July 7, 2009