Justin Timberlake

A no talent singer who helped Janet Jackson turn the Superbowl XXXVIII half time show into a two pit peep show. Put the XXX in XXXVIII.

The commercials sucked this year, but at least halftime wasn't that bad as when Janet and Justin were on.
See also: pervert

by jesster79 February 11, 2005

Timberlake

A large projectile vomit, which his music causes.

"Damn dude, you just horfed a Timberlake"

by ObiJay August 1, 2003

Justin Timberlake

Simply put, the antichrist of rock. Pete Townshend would be doing the world a favor if he smashed Timberlake over the side of the head with a Les Paul like he did during his days with The Who.

Hopefully one day, we can hope that he gets his as an Amway salesman.

by Mikey November 23, 2004

Justin Timberlake

some random nigga that performed at the Superbowl half time show

Random Superbowl kid: "Yo who the fuck is justin timberlake"

by hold up and hold my johnny February 10, 2018

timberland boots

Timberland Boots are footwear for chavs to blow the rest of their unemployment money on after buying cigarettes and booze.

Oi bruv. Ain't those timberland boots sick. Imma buy dem same ones innit.

by Urban wiki guy May 24, 2016

Justin Timberlake

Michael Jackson in a white boy suit.

Did you see Justin Timberlake trying to imitate Michael Jackson with that hat and those falsetto whoops and dancing?

by jtlaetj October 26, 2006

Justin Timberlake

Someone who, despite his fanbase of screaming teenage sluts and such, is a bad singer. His songs are composed of egotistical and stuck-up lyrics, such as "SexyBack". Many people like him because he can dance well, and even that he sings well, even though he does not. The lyrics are completely childish, with the few amount of serious songs that have to do with relationships being extremely shallow, having no depth or meaning whatsoever.

Teenage whore: z0mg, Justin Timberlake is so hot!
Prick: I know, I love him! Being a fan, I wish I could write lyrics like him. I just wish I wasn't illiterate.
Jesus: Hey guys, ever heard of Bob Dylan?
Teenage whore: Tssh, he sucks! Every time I try to analyze his lyrics, their depth combined with the LSD I take makes my brain hurt!
Gandhi: Screw you. Come on, Jesus, Stephen Hawking was right. These guys are too stupid to know what good music is.

by Gray Jack September 25, 2007