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e-threesome

When a person has sex with two others over the internet.
A threesome, only, over the internet
Bob had an e-threesome last night on e-Chat Lounge
Have you had an e-threesome?
by FakeCriz February 2, 2019
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Tamale Threesome

The natural progression of a conversation when it starts with tamales and ends in threesomes. The word is sexual in nature but really it's just eating three tamales.
I thought two tamales was enough but a tamale threesome sounds better. Thank you.
by MrJackof December 16, 2019
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cheerleader threesome

When two people soaking want to have action, so they have a third person jump on the bed.
Friend 1: Have you heard of the cheerleader threesome?
Friend 2: What?

Friend 1: Yeah, it's the more exciting form of soaking. Apparently it's really popular in Utah.
by doodlEball October 5, 2023
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hair salon threesome

A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.
Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017
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Third Wheel Threesome

A threesome which involves a single person and an already established couple.
John and Jennifer invited me to their house for a steak dinner; long story short: shit happened, and we ended up having a third wheel threesome.
by Living Ass May 19, 2021
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Tyler's Threesome

The act of having of raping a pregnant woman. Since there are technically three parties (the one committing the rape, the one getting raped, and the unborn baby) it could be considered a threesome. Originates from the Tyler The Creator song Tron Cat.
"Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome." Tyler, The Creator - Tron Cat.

ex:

Person A: "dude I fucked 2 bitches at the same time last night."
Person B: "stop fucking lying, the closest you'll ever get to that is pulling a tyler's threesome."
by DankDanThe3rd April 13, 2023
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Mormon Threesome

When a man has sex with his pregnant wife or girlfriend.
John and Mary had Mormon Threesomes till up to a month before she gave birth.
by Colonel Whiskey Brother July 3, 2012
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