A set rhetorical form of great antiquity in which the speaker or writer deplores the unusual and previously unheard-of deficiencies of the present young in morals, manners, taste, dress, intellectual achievement, awareness, energy, self-discipline, appearance, etc. etc. etc. Often applied ironically. Sometimes expanded to 'people these days'.
'I see where Will has another "kids these days" column out. He never seems to tire of telling us how we're going to the dogs.'
by anarcissie October 29, 2011
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by Scorite June 17, 2006
Get the shit you get for crap these days mug.A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"
Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!
Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
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Get the Flexin on these niggas mug.LeBron: "Westbrook set me up for a layup"
Russell: "Yes my man, but may I inquire why?"
LeBron: "My sir - it is my duty to yeet on these goofy ass niggas"
Russell: "Yes my man, but may I inquire why?"
LeBron: "My sir - it is my duty to yeet on these goofy ass niggas"
by Michael McFly February 19, 2018
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