Old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional Text msg, Email or fleeting birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: "we should meet up, hang out, do something, I'll call you..." but never actually make any arrangements. These are good on paper mates, those that bump up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. Friends in theory.
by KimberleyStrange February 6, 2006
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Tom: Dude, that guy's totally gay.
Ed: What? how can you tell?
Tom: If a guy wears a pink shirt, that means he's gay.
Ed: Well what about...
Tom: Shut up! I was being Theorhetorical.
Ed: What? how can you tell?
Tom: If a guy wears a pink shirt, that means he's gay.
Ed: Well what about...
Tom: Shut up! I was being Theorhetorical.
by Quarok January 27, 2007
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Easiest way to prove a problem is correct.
Add infinity ( oo ) to both sides. Since you can't have an infinity greater than infinity, each side is equal to infinity and therefore correct.
Add infinity ( oo ) to both sides. Since you can't have an infinity greater than infinity, each side is equal to infinity and therefore correct.
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Nolberg's Theorem states that the last name Nolberg, fits with any male first name or female first name.
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Just as without Christ, there’s no Christianity, without the Pythagorean theorem, there’s no Trigonometry.
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