Theorhetorical 

A theory someone has that they want no more input on, especially if that input would debunk their theory. Usually formed about a person's sexual orientation, questionable gender, or lifestyle choices.

Tom: Dude, that guy's totally gay.
Ed: What? how can you tell?
Tom: If a guy wears a pink shirt, that means he's gay.
Ed: Well what about...
Tom: Shut up! I was being Theorhetorical.

Theorhetorical by Quarok January 27, 2007

Theorhetorical - /THēəˈ/rəˈtôrək(ə)l/

The theory of a subject or area of study expressed in terms intended to persuade or impress.

Theorhetorical - /THēəˈ/rəˈtôrək(ə)l/ - A theoretical astrophysicist from the University of Kansas may have solved a nearly two-decade-old mystery over the origins of an unusual "zebra" pattern seen in high-frequency radio pulses from the Crab Nebula.

Therefore the “zebra” patterns seen in high-frequency radio pulses from the Crab Nebula by a theoretical astrophysicist from the University of Kansas may have solved a nearly two-decade-old mystery of these unusual origins.

Theorhetorical - /THēəˈ/rəˈtôrək(ə)l/ by Lhander November 20, 2024

theorhettically

What would be expected of hot-hunk Butler under normal/typical circumstances.

One could try to imagine theorhettically how Clark Gable's character would behave, but he was such a womanizing dandy that any notion of what he truly might do would likely just be "gone with the wind" before you even had a chance to voice said logical guess!

theorhettically by QuacksO December 12, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022