Theorhetorical 

A theory someone has that they want no more input on, especially if that input would debunk their theory. Usually formed about a person's sexual orientation, questionable gender, or lifestyle choices.

Tom: Dude, that guy's totally gay.
Ed: What? how can you tell?
Tom: If a guy wears a pink shirt, that means he's gay.
Ed: Well what about...
Tom: Shut up! I was being Theorhetorical.

Theorhetorical by Quarok January 27, 2007

Theorhetorical - /THēəˈ/rəˈtôrək(ə)l/

The theory of a subject or area of study expressed in terms intended to persuade or impress.

Theorhetorical - /THēəˈ/rəˈtôrək(ə)l/ - A theoretical astrophysicist from the University of Kansas may have solved a nearly two-decade-old mystery over the origins of an unusual "zebra" pattern seen in high-frequency radio pulses from the Crab Nebula.

Therefore the “zebra” patterns seen in high-frequency radio pulses from the Crab Nebula by a theoretical astrophysicist from the University of Kansas may have solved a nearly two-decade-old mystery of these unusual origins.

Theorhetorical - /THēəˈ/rəˈtôrək(ə)l/ by Lhander November 20, 2024

theorhettically

What would be expected of hot-hunk Butler under normal/typical circumstances.

One could try to imagine theorhettically how Clark Gable's character would behave, but he was such a womanizing dandy that any notion of what he truly might do would likely just be "gone with the wind" before you even had a chance to voice said logical guess!

theorhettically by QuacksO December 12, 2021