The Wrangler

The Wrangler is an aging, single, over boasted tool. The Wrangler will spend hours telling everyone he knows how awesome he is, when in reality he is nothing more than a man child who can't close with the women. He has the ability to stear any conversations to tall tales of his days as a male stripper (100 pounds ago), and over exagerated numbers of his conquests. With the onset of the internet, his dating has taken off to new heights. Often times, the wrangler will be seen in bars escorting unsuspecting buffalos that he coerced with photos of his former self. He lives in the past, and yet believes that his DSL holds the key to happiness. Constantly dieting, he has been known to feast on cheeseburgers with a side of pancakes.

Hey that idiot over there keeps calling himself, The Wrangler!! What a Douche!!

by buffalo hunter August 16, 2009

pushing the wrongvelope

Employing ever more adventurous techniques for a gain no right-minded person (RMP) desires. Especially of hipsters in their quest to obtain negative attention.

RMP1 "Did you see Coleridge has taken down his beard garden?"
RMP2 "Good - hipster douche."
RMP1 "But it's even worse now."
RMP2 "What could be worse?"
RMP1 "In his beard, he has cocktail sticks with origami wildlife."
RMP2 "That's really pushing the wrongvelope."
RMP1 "My stomach wanted to pluck out my eyes."

by panaphobe July 19, 2014

Chonging the wong

The Chinese sexual act of inserting a chopstick into a man's urethra while whistling soft erotic melodic tones and rubbing his dick with rice.

Huang had some fun chonging the wong with Chen yesterday in the Panda Express bathroom.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

The Wongster

The one and only true God.

I was an atheist, until I met the power of The Wongster

by Wongster'sSlave#1321321312 June 13, 2013

The Wrongsong

The single song that completely goes against the usual genre of music a person often listens to.

That one John Mayor song in your playlist of all metal is just the Wrongsong

by Fillbilly April 23, 2011

The Wreng

Big massive German sausage or A.K.A big Corey or if your feeling creative it can also be a movie title

The Wreng

by Big Wreng July 19, 2024

Titty caught in the wringer

In the days before dryers a washing machine had a thing on the side that had two rollers and a crank handle. The rollers were close enough to wring the laundry to squeeze out the excess water. Hence the name “Wringer.” If a woman got to close while wringing out the clothes she could get one of her breasts caught in the wringer.

“Oh man! She’s in a lot of trouble. She got her titty caught in the wringer!”

by jehjeh3711 August 9, 2022