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Definitions by panaphobe

pushing the wrongvelope 

Employing ever more adventurous techniques for a gain no right-minded person (RMP) desires. Especially of hipsters in their quest to obtain negative attention.
RMP1 "Did you see Coleridge has taken down his beard garden?"
RMP2 "Good - hipster douche."
RMP1 "But it's even worse now."
RMP2 "What could be worse?"
RMP1 "In his beard, he has cocktail sticks with origami wildlife."
RMP2 "That's really pushing the wrongvelope."
RMP1 "My stomach wanted to pluck out my eyes."

closing like 

Facebook: the like you do to finish a convo you're bored with, when feeling it would be rude to make no response at all.
1: Great shopping trip!
2: Yeah? Whatchya get?
1: Frozen peas, fishfingers and pasta all on 3-for-2!
2: <closing like>
closing like by panaphobe December 10, 2013