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Stuffing the Turkey

Trying to have sex with a limp penis and attempting to cram the phallus into a vagina, usually while intoxicated.
I drank so much, when I got home I was stuffing the turkey.
by Brian Knapp May 28, 2006
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The Romanian Shuffle

Its when everyone looks left and a Romanian steals something.
Subway Employee: Where did all the chips go? We did not sell that many today.
Subway Manager: It looks like someone pulled the Romanian Shuffle.
by The Blimpostilzskin July 8, 2011
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The fluffy stuffy

The fluffy stuffy is when you hunt down a furry and become their friend. Once you have gained their trust, then you must seek their friend ship. Once they are comfortable around you, you must make plans to go to their house and have a sleep over.

Then, late at night, you take their furry fluffy skin costume and you nut in it. Once finished, rip open every single toy they have and pee in them. Therefore you have distoryed their furry pack. If the furry friend wakes up you must assert dominance. Because now you have awaked the animal in them. You must poop in their mouth so they cant speak. Before giving them the sex of their life time. Once done...

You are the alpha male.

Make sure to fuck their pet as well, no bystanders.
Best friend: you know my cousin is a furry right?
You: yeah, i gave them the fluffy stuffy last night.
by Sandytoiletpaper November 19, 2019
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Stuffing The Turkey

When all three of a girl's primary orifices are filled with the genitalia of three other men and/or animals. This is most commonly found when a female is having a foursome with three other individuals (male) with questionable sexuality.
Male 1: "Man that was a fun night last night guys"
Male 2: "Ya we stuffed that turkey good"
Male 3: "Ya I love stuffing the turkey with my best friends"
Male 1: "Keep this on the DL guys"

Female: "Stuff me like a turkey betches!"

Female: "I love the feeling of being stuffed like a turkey. It is actually quite soothing!"
by SuperJew3000 December 5, 2011
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stuffing the cannon

When one cuts the sides of an individual's underwear then proceeds to fuck, or "stuff" the said underwear into the individual's anus until the underwear is completely within the individual.
Jesse totally stuffed his girlfriend's cannon last night... she's still in the hospital, but she's totally into stuffing the cannon.
by McWacket November 28, 2013
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Stuffing the guppy

Sexual intercourse with a mermaid that includes but not limited to penetration
"why are you so tired?" Was up late stuffing the guppy....
by ManGoatPig April 10, 2022
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The Mecky Shuffle

Right before you ejaculate, you pinch your uncircumcised foreskin at the tip, creating a pocket you fill with semen. Then fill same pocket with urine before releasing everything over the toilet, flushing everything out.
Instead of blasting on this broads tits, I prefer to fuck her sink up with the mecky shuffle.
by Craig Wayne Jenkins June 4, 2018
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