Stretch throat

When someone has been performing to much filatio in a short period of time.

Dammnn I have a serious case of stretch throat from that party last night.

by hot doggie September 18, 2010

dinosaur stretch

When you stretch your arms (typically following slumber) and they form the shape similar to that of t-rex arms. Commonly followed by a large yawn

You must've had a good nap, you're doin the dinosaur stretch

by omgstopsayingsomeonehasmyname January 8, 2010

Ceaser Stretching

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.

Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.

by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017

Stretch Armstrong

1, slang: When you stretch either your arms, legs or both to get something and succeed, unless you get Vac-Manned.
2, toy: A rubber and syrup toy with a plastic head. He used to have actual clothes but HASBRO CHANGED TO FRIKIN PAINTED-ON! WHY!

1: Why did you Stretch Armstrong when I was going to?
2: Stretch Armstrong is a cool toy when you don't break it.

by Yoghurt With Sprinkles May 1, 2020

Stretched Tires

Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.

My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.

by KTeacherK June 15, 2021

Wall Stretch

The act of attaching a dildo to a wall. Peferably 15 inches in length or more. Then using it to widen your anus or vagina whilst your legs are spread eagle.

I wall stretched with your dad yestarday.

by MetalDanMaster 69 March 11, 2017

Stretch Show

the stretching of ones ass-cheeks. sometimes toys are shoved up the anus while performing. the only seat is the front row seat! watch out for stretch sauce (keep napkins nearby). come to the stretch show. spreadings shown every stretch Sunday between the hours of 3am-6am

Ryan: hey bud, there's this really cool event i heard about

JR: really what's it called?
Ryan: THE STRETCH SHOW!! I'm the opening act.
JR: really, i'll be there!
Ryan: bring your napkins!

by 182849594373728283489329282 December 18, 2019