by persononacouch December 21, 2022

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)
by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023

L reader
by AVa setcase ;) 8====D May 30, 2022

When you and your squad have a group message going on, and one night they decide to turn up. But one or more members of your squad can't or doesn't want to go. So the following day he has to suffer and read the turn up that happen the night before of his squad. Therefore at that moment he becomes a reader.
White whiskers: damn that night was legit i got f**ked up!
Dj Tapatio: FR those two bitches where hot AF huh!!
Ed: yeah they were fine AF!!!
white whiskers: yeah *meow*
Gizmo: lmao
Dj tapatio: should've gone gizmo..
Ed: yeah fr giz
white whiskers: your a reader now!!
Dj Tapatio: FR those two bitches where hot AF huh!!
Ed: yeah they were fine AF!!!
white whiskers: yeah *meow*
Gizmo: lmao
Dj tapatio: should've gone gizmo..
Ed: yeah fr giz
white whiskers: your a reader now!!
by LeWildRoger August 7, 2015
