mr. muppet

He big, he buff, and he gon take yo woman.

Make sure to hide your womans, Mr. Muppet is in town.

by snewx November 12, 2020

Musty Muppet

Before a male ejaculates he quickly covers the tip of his penis with a tissue causing all of the nut to be cleaned up instantly.

Guy 1: Dude last night I shot my load and it got all over my keyboard.
Guy 2: Just stick to the Musty Muppet dude, it reduces the risk of mess.

by fatheradem January 13, 2019

Muppet Arm

A shriveled up arm with a useless limp hand hanging off the end of it. Think Kermit the Frog.

Does Jeff need help carrying that? He has a muppet arm.

by jerkbag donny October 18, 2011

Soap Muppet

(n), A discarded sliver of soap found in communal bathrooms and showers, that has, over time collected enough pubic and body hair to take on the appearance of a Jim Henson creation. With characters ranging in colour and size (and hair coverage) each has a personality all of their own.

Holy crap I think that Soap Muppet is growing.

by 13owen c/o Turbo June 23, 2010

ass-muppet

(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.

(1) "I'll wipe my ass with your face, you fucking ass-muppet."

by ProjectSOBER April 5, 2003

Muppeting

Verb. When you fist someone and while your fist is still in them, you say in a high pitched voice "helllooooooo."

"When I was muppeting her, I said "HELLLOOOOO, HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!"

by MagsG June 16, 2013

Transfer Muppet

An idiotic football "fan" who prefers news about transfers to actually watching the game.They are known to base their opinions on the computer game, "Football Manager".

"I hope Man U sign Fernando Torres, he's world-class!"
"Oh shut up ehsanul, you transfer muppet."

by Wonder Pigeon July 30, 2007