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Parent: “Where’s Mitchell?”

Sibling: “Out Tokyo drifting.”

Parent: “Okay. As long as he’s not smoking the weed.”
by JonsonLogic May 18, 2018
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Shoelace Drift

When one side of a lace becomes longer due to tying and untying.
These Chucks are suffering from Shoelace Drift! The right side of my lace is like 3 inches longer then the left, Man
by Gilbert Diamond February 21, 2015
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Jewish Drift

The act of turning off one's car on the down-slope of a hilly road in order to save gas. Recently, the term "Jewish Drift" has become archaic due to the large numbers of otherwise non-stingy denominations participating in this once Hebrew-oriented action. The action's name is largely becoming replaced by falling under the larger general category of "being frugal."
UPDATE: When gas prices again fall below $2.00, the action can be reclassified as "Jewish."
"Dude why did you turn your car off down that hill and then turn it back on at the half-way point?"
"Because I'm half Jewish, duh! LOLZ ;p !!!"
"My dad said that it's called a Jewish Drift."
"Aye, Schlepple my sippowitz!"
by professor witherspoon April 13, 2009
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Tokyo Drift

The act of moving from a relationship with one Asian immediately to a relationship with another Asian.
Tom just broke up with Song last week, now he's with Xi...damn that Tokyo Drift was nice.
by WGH204 April 9, 2013
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Tokyo Drifting

When you have all of your intern friends at your airline non-rev list for every flight out of Tokyo in order to dissuade other non-revs from flying only to have them unlist and get cleared for Delta One.
Man how did you get to Tokyo last night?
Oh I just did Tokyo Drifting. Hope I don’t get fired!
by berry bUttler November 20, 2022
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zombie drifting

When you go shopping for no reason and 'drift' around, but zombie drifting is when your hungover or half asleep and the only thing you can concentrate on is putting one foot infront of the other. one thing that can break a 'drift' is when someone says hello, where you can wither not reply (if your that zombiefyed) or reply with "halro" or some slurred version of hello and keep walking. The person that said hello usally think you dont like them.
Man I said hello to you yesterday and you said nothing to me, dont you like me or sumthin

Sorry dude i was Zombie drifting after we had that party
by T3H J4S0MEIS7ER December 9, 2008
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Bitch drift

Used mainly for racing games, ie Mario Kart Wii. To drift an impossibly long/difficult corner and succeed without hitting the wall.
"Dude, bitch drift that shit! Yeah, get that boost!"
by Videovamp September 28, 2008
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