hoover cooler

Derivative of "Hoovertown" and "Hoover Blanket". It is a makeshift cooler made of a cardboard box lined with newspaper.

Unlike the other "Hoover" words, this isn't a sign of poverty as much as convenience (when you don't want to take an empty cooler home).

What's in the box, Paul?
Lunch: it's a hoover cooler.

by TreeWeezel September 1, 2011

ecto cooler

a very good shot containing:

pineapple juice
midori
absolute mandarin

in equal parts shaken with ice

who wants to do ecto coolers?

Tastes just like the juice boxes.

by jaxcat February 3, 2010

teen cooler

a punk who wears his hat backwards.

Diego is a teen cooler because he wears his hat backwards.

by Sivarettes September 6, 2006

Water Cooler

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.

With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.

by Tom August 26, 2003

Water Cooler

When you put ice up a women's vagina. Then when it turns into water you drink it through a bendy straw....or your mouth

We are heading to the freezer so I can get ice to use her as a water cooler

by Bam bam 71989 July 20, 2017

Swamp-cooler

(Must be sitting down in order for it to work properly)
After a hard days work or just the usual male doings, when the chode is humid and sweaty, he scoots to the edge of the chair or wherever he's sitting and finds a comfortable position. He then must spread his legs and move them inward and outward (moving knees towards each other), creating a breeze with his thighs. In turn, the air makes the swampy conditions of his grundle cool in temperature.

"My gooch is so sweaty right now...I need to do the swamp-cooler."

by Merick August 18, 2007

cristobal cooler

SO COOOOLLLLLLLL GODDDDDDDDDD SO COOLLL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

girl 1: "hey, is that cristobal cooler"

girl 2: "yeah, i think it is. god, he's so hot! he needs to fuck the shit out of me"

girl 1: "girl sameeee teeehehehehehehehehehehe"

by nebulaworld August 17, 2022