textages

Text + Messages = Textages

I'll check if I have any new textages

by Iowa February 21, 2007

Textake

When you send the wrong text message to someone else.

Jen: (as she checks her phone to see a text message from Tom)

Tom: we're pickin u up tonite

Jen: (texts back, "wat?")

Tom: (gets the message, sends back, "whoops, it wus a textake)

by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009

Tetrasexual

The wildebeest in accounting is tetrasexual. She had sex with a man, a woman, and tranny and her dog. Tetrasexuals are so horny, that they have sex with pretty much everything that moves.

Tetrasexual: going 4 ways, a tetrasexual person is a sexual deviant and has a infinity to have sex with males, females, transgenders and animals.

Watch out for the girl from accounting, she had sex with everyone at the Christmas party, then after one guy hammered it, he caught her blowing his dog.

by Somfukinguy4018 March 8, 2019

tetrasexual

one who enjoys having sex with the 4 categories of life: males, females, transexuals, and animals.

Guy 1 : Dude Bro, I was checkin' out this pig the other day, and totally had a boner comin' on

Guy 2 : Fuck first you like poon, then dick, now animals, aww nasty, your a full blown tetrasexual

by boomgoesdadynomite39444 November 12, 2009

Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits

Ok so yeah he does seem to think that only the 3% of people have these personality traits... SO, I made a list!

Hym "Here is a list of Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits (with evidence!). Trait 1. Machiavellianism (Manipulation): Jordan likes to speak at a certain level of abstraction to obfuscate his beliefs (Regarding whether or not he believes in God or free will) and manipulate how he is conceptualized. Trait 2. Psychopathy (Parasitism): Has a parasitic relationship with his clients. Regularly using them for his own profit. Also parasitizes ME. Trait 3. Sadism Admits to having sadistic fantasies. Trait 4. Narcissism: Thinks he's "more competent" than everyone and thinks that anyone who even calls his integrity into question is jealous of him. Thinks he's above the rules and refuses to follow them. So... There you have it. Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits. He's either part of the 3% or he's wrong."

by Hym Iam May 22, 2023

textraordinary

When one receives a particularly noteworthy/mind-blowing text message. Often times unexpected (see: unextexted)

Lillian: WOW, check out this text! It looks like I'm the new replacement at Dior!

Angela: OH WOW, thats truly textraordinary!

by Lillian Vikki March 22, 2011

textranboo

textranboo is a very hot and cool dsmp tiktoker, he has a lot of followers (well deserved) and if you don’t love him you don’t deserve to exist.

textranboos content WILL make your day better

“do you follow textranboo?”

“yeah i do :)”

“ily pls marry me <333”

by ranboo enjoyer September 11, 2021