Texas? Only steers and queers come from there.
Hartman: "Where in the hell are you from anyway, Private?"
Cowboy: "Sir, Texas, sir!"
Hartman: "HOLY DOGSHIT, Texas? Only Steers and Queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck Dicks?"
Cowboy: "Sir, no sir!"
Hartman: "Are you a peanut puffer?"
Cowboy: "Sir, no sir!"
Hartman: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around! I'll be watching you."
Cowboy: "Sir, Texas, sir!"
Hartman: "HOLY DOGSHIT, Texas? Only Steers and Queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck Dicks?"
Cowboy: "Sir, no sir!"
Hartman: "Are you a peanut puffer?"
Cowboy: "Sir, no sir!"
Hartman: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around! I'll be watching you."
by Anonyvonymous March 11, 2010
Get the Texasmug. A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
by sammy341 July 31, 2008
Get the Texasmug. -A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texab criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texab criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
by mikey321 July 28, 2008
Get the Texasmug. a.)n. A state of mind
b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better.
c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.
b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better.
c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.
by Pitoyable May 22, 2005
Get the Texasmug. by Chamelion789 April 2, 2011
Get the Texasmug. 1.A pimple on the ass of America.
2.A place with fat red necks and extreme weather. Although locals "claim" that cowboy boots are a stereotype, they're not.
3. A place hated by 49/50 U.S. states.
2.A place with fat red necks and extreme weather. Although locals "claim" that cowboy boots are a stereotype, they're not.
3. A place hated by 49/50 U.S. states.
by SheSadlyLiveInTexas May 27, 2011
Get the Texasmug. by 121234169165 June 9, 2012
Get the Texasmug.