1 definition by mikieprash

texas

Americas black eye, or, embarrassment. Widely known as the state where a village idiot can become governor, then president; where xenophobia is rampant, it is illegal to buy a sex toy, gay people are encouraged not to exist, protestant zealots run wild (also called 'value voters'), and where social stigmas and informal sanctions oppress people.

Wouldn't it be great if we could get Texas to secede from the union for a second time?

by mikieprash January 11, 2007