(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.
by Holly M S May 22, 2010
Get the Telescoping Penis mug.The man who appears into your life out of nowhere and is always understanding. Makes you feel like home within 5 minutes of meeting him and is a wise soul. Used to do foolish acts; such as getting into relationships with people he has no business being with, but does so to be loved.
Teveshan is a gentle soul. Always tries to do right by his friends and family, but rarely, unintentionally, messes up. What he wants most in life is to be understood.
When you're in need of him, he drops everything in his hands and helps you despite the consequences.
He believes that little changes in our daily routine can have huge differences in our future. Similar to using a time machine to go back and change something so little, yet has a monumental change. Similar to the butterfly effect, per se.
Simply sitting next to him on a bench with the rustle of the leaves as the only music, you will feel safe.
Teveshan is a gentle soul. Always tries to do right by his friends and family, but rarely, unintentionally, messes up. What he wants most in life is to be understood.
When you're in need of him, he drops everything in his hands and helps you despite the consequences.
He believes that little changes in our daily routine can have huge differences in our future. Similar to using a time machine to go back and change something so little, yet has a monumental change. Similar to the butterfly effect, per se.
Simply sitting next to him on a bench with the rustle of the leaves as the only music, you will feel safe.
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2. Someone who gets dumped on the first date twice
2. Someone who gets dumped on the first date twice
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Get the Telescopr mug.A bald person, who, at a distance, resembles iconic slapheaded actor Telly Savalas - i.e virtualy any bald person at a distance
This effect may also be refered to as the telesavalas effect
This effect may also be refered to as the telesavalas effect
A- Dude - isn't that Telly Savalas over there across the street?
B- What? Where?
A- Across the street, grappling with a souvlaki
B- Dude, Telly Savalas has been dead and burried for years. What you see is just a telesavalas.
B- What? Where?
A- Across the street, grappling with a souvlaki
B- Dude, Telly Savalas has been dead and burried for years. What you see is just a telesavalas.
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