Low Hanging Testicles

When your balls are below your knees.

You seen Johns Bollocks?
He got some Low Hanging Testicles

by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021

EDP445's Testicles

They are the hardest working thing. They cum to little girls every day. You can use it like:

Bro's foot is like EDP445's Testicles. Nahhhh.

by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023

Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle

When you see an absolute unit of a fucking spider on the ceiling but you have friends over so, being the comedic relief character in your own life, have to tell something funny in terror.

Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle get the fucking flamethrower, Jerry!

by WreckWrack October 22, 2018

testicled

to testicle one in the face

When she questioned my ability, I testicled her in the face

by Ericwins July 12, 2006

Testicle Molester

A He, he/she or she whom runs around squeezing others testicles to the point of extreme pain, they have a look in their victim's eyes an assume they are enjoying it and then proceed to squeeze harder.

This is not pleasurable to the male reproductive organ, it is in fact a potential hazard risk to the seed of fertility and the seed of joy (wink wink).
We ask that you would NOT do this.
And If you feel you may be guilty of Testicle Molesting....
YOU BE NICE AND THINK TWICE ABOUT SQUEEZING OUR NUTS !!!!

See that chick, she's a right Testicle Molester

by Inverkeithing June 15, 2011

testicles

you gotta be fucking kidding me... looking up testicles in the urban dictionary??

looking up testicles in the urban dictionary??? seriously, get off now before i turn your internet off.

by un-dumbassify yourself, please February 23, 2010

vestibule

The source of all ignorance. Most noticeably, the home of pr0n riots, masturbation, and questions dealing with "clits" and "vaginas".

This is the vestibule of message boards.

by carlmmii April 8, 2003