besties with testes

Besties with testes is a non profit orginazation for testicular Cancer awareness. Based out of denver colorado, and expanded to Phoenix Arizona Besties with testes brings Cancer awareness in a fun way Uncle Sam wants YOU to touch your self. Check your nuts early detection saves lives. 1 in 5 men aged 15-35+ will be diagnosed with testicular Cancer if caught early enough if is curable.

Besties with testes is a great non profit!

by Queen of the balls April 25, 2016

one-teste-jesse

A guy named Jesse who only has one teste (Yes ladies; it's true!)

One-teste-jesse tried to impresse the ladies with is schlong, but they just couldn't stop staring at his lone testical. AWWWWW :(

by GangstaE April 24, 2003

Vinny Testavagina

NFL quarterback who threw the October 17th Dallas Cowboys -vs- Pittsburgh Steelers game when he "fumbled" the ball.

The Cowboys could miss the playoffs if Vinny Testavagina keeps shaving points.

by Matt Shannon October 20, 2004

wind tunnel tester

a racial slur directed towards a person of asian decent. their eyes resemble someone that has a heavy wind blown in their face. the squinty eye looks like they are standing in a wind tunnel.

that wind tunnel tester is driving 20 mph under the speed limit with their blinker on

by mentz8 January 21, 2009

azure testes

A rich, British man's version of blue balls.

I say old bean, the queen has been cold to me as of late, and I'm beginning to develop the azure testes.

by Cashatoo September 3, 2006

Tested the battery

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.

When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.

by JMLHOLT December 6, 2006

finger tester

Getting a chance to dip into the honey pot and finding a way to casually smell your finger after dipping it in a woman's vagina.
A.K.A. Mr. finger tester

After fingering her for a few minutes I had to play Mr. finger tester before I put my face down there.

by bummblebee tuna October 1, 2007