barted; v., past-tense

made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart

I barted and blew the test.

by K. Doyle February 18, 2003

tinsel tampon

a tampon festooned with tinsel

jennifer - "have you got ant tinsel tampons?"
assistant - "yes, but only for the Christmas period."

by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003

past tense gay

It means your done being gay

your past tense gay if you like girls now

by nowlife March 25, 2021

Tinselkini

A special bikini made from only tinsel, mainly sold around christmas.

Usually more of a mankini, surprisingly enough it's more of a guys taste.

A rather uncomfortable peice of clothing. Often resulting in rashes or irritated skin.

Hey you dressing up specially for him tonight?

Yeah got myself a nice tinselkini.

Oh ouch aren't they painful?

WHAT MY MAN WANTS MY MAN GETS.

by Tinsel Bubble December 15, 2009

Tinselebriated

Being extremely drunken on Christmas or New Year.

George was having a great time at his friend's Christmas party, and by the end, he was extremely tinselebriated.

by Xina Serene December 2, 2011

tense fit

second skin fitting, 'super-slim' fitting jeans for emaciated, daccau, anorexic types...polar opposite of 'relaxed fit'

super model jane went shopping for some tense fit jeans

i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!

by michael foolsley June 3, 2012

Tinseltrash

Any Angelino native characterized by a pseudo-celebrity lifestyle consisting of cars and homes that are either economically unsustainable or otherwise indicative of insecurity. Other tendencies may be to downplay one's intelligence for sex appeal or an urge to simply sleep one's way to the top. See "Valley Girl."

I was trying to make it to the 420 doctor on Ventura Blvd. but some tinseltrash wrecked her Land Rover into a telephone pole while texting and blocked traffic all the way to Topanga.

by st3ph3n85 July 4, 2015