1. did you see that? that bitch got a tampon cannon!
2. BOOM! SPLAT! I just set off my tampon cannon!
2. BOOM! SPLAT! I just set off my tampon cannon!
by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007
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Get the human tampon mug.A photographic pose in which one knee is bent while the other remains hyperextended. The hand opposite the bent knee is placed on the hip, creating an approximate forty degree angle with the arm. The face is then contorted into a "duck face" or painfully fake smile.
This pose is predominately used by females age 16 - 28 of the "basic" variety on social media platforms such as Instagram or Facebook. It can be used singularly but is often utilized for group photos.
This pose is predominately used by females age 16 - 28 of the "basic" variety on social media platforms such as Instagram or Facebook. It can be used singularly but is often utilized for group photos.
Henrietta and three of her friends simultaneously went from standing normally to forming a teapot pose when a camera was pointed in their direction.
by BeanSprout October 7, 2014
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It'd be like going back in time and shooting yourself in the head, you'd die, but you wouldn't appear back in time to kill yourself, so you'd have to wait until after you said you'd do it to successfully kill yourself, right? Wrong, you still wouldn't have done it, so history resets, and if you are one retarded motherfucker, you will try it again until you stop buttfucking your grandmother in her prime back in the 1940's
It'd be like going back in time and shooting yourself in the head, you'd die, but you wouldn't appear back in time to kill yourself, so you'd have to wait until after you said you'd do it to successfully kill yourself, right? Wrong, you still wouldn't have done it, so history resets, and if you are one retarded motherfucker, you will try it again until you stop buttfucking your grandmother in her prime back in the 1940's
Adrian Shephard in Gearbox's 'Opposing Force', If you jumped into the Portal after Gordon, it would say subject terminated stating that the reason being was that you attempted to create a temporal paradox
by No clue January 21, 2008
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