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tampon cannon

a female vagina with extreme tampon blasting force.
1. did you see that? that bitch got a tampon cannon!

2. BOOM! SPLAT! I just set off my tampon cannon!
by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007
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Tampon Bully

A woman who bullies men with Tampons. She makes him buy them for her at the store, and when she gets mad she pokes him with them.
by MamaNina May 21, 2008
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emotional tampon

a man who listens to women's problems but never gets any sex from them
she just talks and talks and he listens, that dumbass emotional tampon will never get any pussy
by thekirkhammer March 25, 2013
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Kush Tampon

A mega joint that is rolled with a minimum of at least one ounce of Marijuana.
by Guru Jack Llama Romeo December 17, 2011
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human tampon

When a person (usually a man) soaks up a womans emotional bad day by listening to her problems.
After listening to my girlfriend bitch about her problems all afternoon I felt like a human tampon.
by S. S. D. December 12, 2007
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Teapot Pose

A photographic pose in which one knee is bent while the other remains hyperextended. The hand opposite the bent knee is placed on the hip, creating an approximate forty degree angle with the arm. The face is then contorted into a "duck face" or painfully fake smile.

This pose is predominately used by females age 16 - 28 of the "basic" variety on social media platforms such as Instagram or Facebook. It can be used singularly but is often utilized for group photos.
Henrietta and three of her friends simultaneously went from standing normally to forming a teapot pose when a camera was pointed in their direction.
by BeanSprout October 7, 2014
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Temporal Paradox

You fucking up history.

It'd be like going back in time and shooting yourself in the head, you'd die, but you wouldn't appear back in time to kill yourself, so you'd have to wait until after you said you'd do it to successfully kill yourself, right? Wrong, you still wouldn't have done it, so history resets, and if you are one retarded motherfucker, you will try it again until you stop buttfucking your grandmother in her prime back in the 1940's
Adrian Shephard in Gearbox's 'Opposing Force', If you jumped into the Portal after Gordon, it would say subject terminated stating that the reason being was that you attempted to create a temporal paradox
by No clue January 21, 2008
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