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tech

1. abbreviation for "technique," most frequently used in the context of a video game. The plural of this abbreviation is just "tech."
2. abbreviation for "technology."
1. "Dude, check out this sick Yoshimitsu tech."
"Whoa, dude!"
2. "I'd say I'm pretty skilled with sextoy tech."
by fakt0r September 13, 2017
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Michigan Tech

Where the men are men

and so are the women.
"At Michigan Tech, women need the extra girth and facial hair to keep warm."
by Thought Criminal7 September 11, 2009
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Tech N9ne

A Kansas City, Missouri based rapper with phatty beats.
Einstein, tech n9ne, two triple zip.
by Chris January 19, 2003
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tchotchkes

A toy; a trinket; a small plaything; a gadget; a little knickknack that brings joy.
A glass unicorn collectable statue (or something like that)
All those delicate little things your grandma had lying about the house.

"Wow that antique store had a lot of tchotchkes"
by KristinMM May 6, 2006
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lincoln tech

an automotive school where few people actually give a crap
"Hey I think I wanna set 20 grand on fire"
"Nah man, lets just go to lincoln tech"
"ok"
by amac88 September 3, 2009
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jib tech warrior

slang term used to describe people who stay up for days on crystal meth and tech out, doing stuff like taking things apart into little tiny pieces, drawing intricate designs, obsessively cleaning or performing other repetitive and pointless tasks with an intensity that is typical of meth users.
He's techin out again with the rest of the warriors.

This town is full of jib tech warriors
by littlerudegirl November 10, 2008
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Brooklyn Tech

A prestigious school in Brooklyn; one of the three Elite High Schools on New York. Despite what everyone writing these definitions has to say, Brooklyn Tech doesn't match what all of the myths speak about it. Yes, there is drug activity but it isn't as much as everyone tells you. There will be days when you smell weed Brooklyn Tech is NOT filled with idiots and potheads but really smart people; a lot of geniuses.

Individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. All of your teachers WILL know your names, don't worry.

Brooklyn Tech is filled with many good teachers (Such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (Those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).

Brooklyn Tech was my second choice on the SHSAT and Stuyvesant was my first. Ironically, I am very happy that I made it into Tech. Shortly after taking the SHSAT, I found out that Stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very competitive. They will tell you of their "We're-All-In-This-Together" atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.

Brooklyn Tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don't interact with their classmates at all.

It is one of the greatest schools in New York and in the U.S.

TIP: Figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.
A: Damn, I forgot all about the presentation today.
B: No prob, man, I'll help you out.
A: Thanks! You're a life-saver.

C: Damn, 75 in ____'s class again! What am I doing wrong!?
D: Don't worry about it, dude. I had him last year. Almost impossible to pass with above an 85 unless you're a hot girl with big boobs. You'll get over it. He's just one obstacle in your life.
C: I guess you're right, it's just one a-hole in my life. He doesn't matter.

E: Hey, where do you go to school?
F: Brooklyn Tech, why do you ask?
E: Brooklyn Tech!? Damn, you must be really smart. I heard the work load is a killer!
by TehBenus July 19, 2012
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