Teachers

An adult with a degree to teach subjects and say...

"The bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you."

And

"Why are you packing your stuff.?We still have have 5 minutes of class, so open your textbook and do your work!"

And

"Oh your talking in class? Share what you said to the class. Come on. If it's important to discuss while I'm talking in class, it must be important enough to share with the class."

Student: Man, I can't wait to go home.

Teacher: Detention.

Student: I hate teachers.

by It'sRainingCatsAndDogs March 7, 2018

teacher

an asshole that makes everything boring

Mr. van vliet is defiantly a teacher

by jhgfgdnbgjhcfmnh May 15, 2016

Teacher

Sadistic devil that live on planet earth only to torture children and call it “learning”

Guy: hey, your teacher has a cool accent, where’s she from?

Guy 2: oh, didn’t you know already? She’s from the pits of hell!

by KuchiKuchiGimmeGimme October 30, 2019

teacher

a miracul worker

For hell

I went to hell and I saw a teacher

by dumb101 September 1, 2020

Teacher

A person who teaches us things THAT WE DO NOT NEED TO LEARN. ALL TEACHERS NEED TO LEARN THAT WHEN AM I GOING TO USE 2+2 IN REAL LIFE! (Sorry Timmy is a special needs kid this is his mother)

MAN THOSE TEACHERS PROBABLY NEVER ATE ONE SINGLE DINO NUGGY !

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

Teacher

The person who helps you with problems you wouldn't have without them.

Teacher: want some help with that work
Person 2: wouldn't have them if you weren't here

by YU askin guy February 20, 2017

teacher

A teacher is an evil creature that roams around areas known as schools... These creatures have a unstoppable taste for paper and A+ students. If your an A+ student you better be careful...they are coming for you...BEWARE!

D+ student: Oh look its the teacher.
A+ student: OH SHIZ! -runs away-

by Akara Ayamari March 18, 2008