teabag

To beat a team so badly that it is almost as embarassing as getting teabagged

Past: Penn Charter football teabagged Haverford 56-0 last week.

Future: Penn Charter is going to teabag Germantown Academy next week and win the championship.

Present: As of now Penn Charter is teabagging the Inter-ac with a record of 4-0

by Tdizzel November 5, 2006

teabagging

emptying your teabag from a cup into the bin.

Father: 'this teabag needs teabagging, please teabag for me son?'

son: 'ofcourse i will teabag for you father'

by ilikemen May 23, 2008

teabag

2. An incredibly vile way to drink Caesars (vodka & clamato +), in which the drinker dunks a (clean) tampon into their beverage, and then sucks the beverage from the sodden tampon. The tampon in this case, is the teabag.

Poopsie, much to the horror of all onlookers, dipped his teabag into the drink, and sucked it dry.

by haysoos March 28, 2005

teabag

sticking your big, wrinkley, hairy, old, nut sack and inserting it in someones open mouth while they are sleeping

"ewww dude, theres a fucking pueb in my mouth!!"

by douglas June 14, 2004

teabag

Simultaneous insertion of the penis AND testicles into ones mouth. This only seems possible with the less fortunatlely endowed males, and/or more talented and generous females.

That bitch loved to suck; she had me teabagged for several minutes before she gave me a reach-around!

by Bradle April 19, 2006

teabagging

The act of converting Democrats into Republicans by dunking a healthy set of Republican balls into a willing Democrats open mouth repeatedly.

George Bush: Hey Coop baby, lay down there for a sec! heheh..

Anderson Cooper: Ok but I'm not going to like this teabagging am I..

George dunks his balls in Anderson Coopers mouth.

Anderson Cooper: humlf umumnum num num! cough! cough! Ahem. I wonder if Foxnews is hiring...

by romrix April 16, 2009

teabag

To dip a liberal scrotum into the mouth of a fellow Democrat while deriving mutual pleasure.

Stop tryin' to talk while you're bein' cup to my teabag.

by Parsifal's cousin July 20, 2009