Mousse tendre

you like him a lot and you don't want to lose him

"Look, i thought it suitable to have this bottle of fine Chateau de Magnac with you tonight. But thinking about it, I'd rather try the Mousse tendre."

by Krkič May 9, 2019

tandem bike

Referring to someone who has been fucking two best friends, either consecutively or simultaneously. Can be a girl or guy.

Have you heard about her? After she broke up with Josh she started fucking Will.
Yeah, she's a tandem bike

by whatevvs666 October 6, 2011

The Tandem

The act of simultaneously releasing the fecal matter from your anus and bustin' a nut (preferably on a girls face/chestal region). Is known to stimulate all portions of the genitalia and prostate at the same time, relaying the ultimate for of orgasm.

Warning: Evacuating your load at the exact moment the widest portion of dump passes through your rectum may result in a high enough pleasure to cause death.

Mikey tried to pull off The Tandem, but couldn't, due to the fact that he is a little sniveling girl who can't do anything right and will forever be known for his dinky dong, which is, by far, too small to, in fact, masturbate.

by Alan, Jason, Travis July 2, 2008

Tancredi

A youngling who constantly is insulting to both genders.
Is also obsessed with sexual terminology as well as being up-todate with whats going on in the world.

Thinks others opinions don't exist.

Alice: You're acting like sucha Tancredi right now.. being all insulting and sexual.
Timothy: I know, and you're a goddamn genius.

by Zoe Zealous September 13, 2007

tander

a term only used by people that can handle the pressure of using it...it means like cool or steller...the oppisite of snarky

Oh thats hella tander dude

by Stella Gella July 11, 2003

tandela

Tandela is a special chicken, and usually in her natural habitat spends her time dancing and waiting for texts from her friends. However her friends don't answer her so she becomes very impatient often sends multiple texts. She always gives hugs and is often a very happy person. Sometimes though she can be very very sarcastic.

"Tandela was annoyed that i didn't respond to her texts, so she started to dance with rage."

by Ash browning March 31, 2018

Tanpreet

Tanpreet is a very kind individual usually of the Punjabi background. Tanpreet is known for being very sexy and getting all the girls, he has a big dick and is very hot. He is also very smart and a loveable person.

Jack:I was walking around with my girl until She saw Tanpreet and couldn’t get her eyes off of him.
Tim: The same thing happened to me last month.

by PunjabiNameDefiner December 2, 2017