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ket tale

A male hair cut that is very long on top and put into a bobble while the back and sides are shaved very short. This style is associated with those people (especially Students) who are fond of very deep house music and tend to frequently indulge in ketamine.
That boy is very edgy with that ket tale.

I saw name last night and he has a ket tale.
by nclstud February 11, 2014
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barry tale

A bald-faced lie told by a politician to deny what is (or will be) obvious.
"Obama telling us that that we can keep our healthcare under Obamacare was a barry tale."
by lou22 July 17, 2014
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punk tale

Punk Tale is a little asshole who doesn't know when to quit.
Person: "Stop grabbing at my anus} dad! Your such a Punk Tale}!
by Poptart Savage August 27, 2016
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beefy tale

An absurd lie so obviously from the truth that it can only be a beefy tale.
Jacob, did you know that mangosteen is like the strongest antioxidant and its the cure fore everything?

Wax Luer, yeah right beefy thats just another beefy tale!
by The biggest of all cats November 7, 2017
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Tell Tale'd

Verb; To chop up and stick underneath the floorboards of a house or other building.

A reference to Edgar Allen Poe's "Tell Tale Heart," where the protagonist chops a person up and buries them underneath the floorboards.
Buddy: I'm not to sure about Mike, the new guy in accounting. He looks like the kind of guy who Tell Tale'd **at least** five hookers.
by Giovanni Mann November 14, 2017
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Weeaboo Tale

A story someone makes to compensate for a lack of sex life.
A weeaboo tale from my man Kodak, represent G i trmmed it so fucking small.
My life had no purpose and I would often push myself to heart failure. Filled with rage, i flipped the entire county upside down looking for the man, my feelings getting the best of me. Finally, five hours later I found the cunt. I walked out, gun in hand and approached the man. I spoke with him and fired in his direction, what I did not realize was that Ariana was watching me and that the MP5 knocked me back on the ground, making me miss my shot,
The cunt ran off, Ariana too. I knew that this was the end.
Sirens wailed in the distance, giving me a scare, making me shaky. I positioned the barrel to my mouth and fired, the bullet going through my right cheek, however the pain was enough to knock me out.
Dreaming about an alternative reality where I was the one on top was clearly just a dream amd I knew it. I was in a coma due to being dropped by the reckless EMTs.
After the realization, my bootcamp duties were releived, and I was a free man. I am now paying in my bed, crying myself to sleep because I know I cannot win her back, the man she is with must be super rich, I am here sleeping in an alleyway near my house because my mother does not want to see me anymore, ever. I figured my chances are zero, I should give up. But that was never an option I would consider, ever. And so my last chance started, I was ready to be a man and give a pause to my feelings, Ariana, here I come~.
by KODAK45555 August 26, 2018
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Dolphin Tale

"I'm going with my girlfriend to the movies later, I hope she's in the mood for dolphin tale."
by Jason Jorgs September 27, 2019
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