taintamajig 

Any tool or toy used to alter or stimulate ones taint.

Oh Billy, continue to scrub my grundle with that toothbrush. Who would have thought a tooth brush would be such a good taintamajig?!

taintamajig by Bstack April 30, 2006

taint skimmer 

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

taint skimmer by Doug W. February 12, 2008

taintball 

the official name for a ping pong ball shot out of a strippers snatch

The third taintball Sparkle rocketed out of her vagina landed right in Kyle's drink.

taintball by thepretender1015 June 22, 2012

Taint it 

The act of placing drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or any other substance it ones taint region with the intent to conceal it from others.

Jerry: how am I gonna get this weed through security.

Seuss: just taint it

LaDarius: you have to hide your flask before you go in the game

Chase: that's right, I'll just taint it.

Taint it by PigBat July 20, 2013

taint waffle

A term usaliy used to insult some one about their saggy vaginia.

You fucking taint waffle!

taint waffle by The1qwert November 22, 2013

Taint cradle 

A pair of women's panties that are made mostly of shear, stringy material.

"Hey my girlfriend just bought a new taint cradle from Victorias Secret." -Mate#1

"A what?" -Mate#2

Taint cradle by God stop the apocalypse August 7, 2014

Taint 

Medical term for the perineal area.

I have a rash on my taint.

Taint by Hug’n February 11, 2021