to slip the turnip

when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.
to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”
by Dolores Harrell July 27, 2022
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Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.
I f*cking hate turnips!
by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019
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Turnip

Forceably sucking the shit out of someone's ass
Dude, I totally pulled a turnip on Alicia! Tasted better than I thought.
by Turnip conveyor August 7, 2024
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Turnip

White substance inhaled threw nose /or word to be shouted at anyone making a mobile phone call can also be used to by cocaine
Can I have half a gram of turnip. Payment one turnip.
by Turnip man 86 September 22, 2023
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Turnip conversation

A debate where you discuss a topic for a very long period of time, while still not managing to come to any sort of agreement.
Usually involving a person named Ivor, for some reason.
Oh no...are we doing the turnip conversation all over again?
by jezevec December 4, 2018
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Turnip snouts

Dismay or shock upon learning of an event.
Can also be used positively, similar to "bollocks"
"Did you hear? MARDEK VIII is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts! Surely we're living in the best timeline!"
by Raedellion September 18, 2023
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