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pity tug

When finding your one-night stand/booty call/random hook-up has a tiny penis and out of sympathy you give him a hand job. This is often the last encounter before deleting his number from your phone.
After Frankie found her bar fuck for the night had an incredibly small penis, she gave him a pity tug and never spoke to him again.
by superduckie September 29, 2010
mugGet the pity tugmug.

Pud Tugging

The act of pulling on one's "member" to create enjoyment.
I would have answered the phone, but i was too busy pud tugging to your sister's picture.
by jmc1321 August 5, 2009
mugGet the Pud Tuggingmug.

Turbo Tug

When a nice jack off session becomes a race against time.
“Hey slugger, did you see what the new secretary was wearing today? I had to scuttle off to the men’s room for a turbo tug before the meeting this morning!
by Yakyelder October 26, 2020
mugGet the Turbo Tugmug.

Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
mugGet the Tug Cheesemug.

cuddle tug

When the person you are cuddling with gives you a hand job.
eg. when your cuddle buddy tugs on your Johnson.
I was about to fall asleep when she started to give me a hand job, who know some innocent cuddling was going to turn into a cuddle tug.
by zeus daddy June 7, 2016
mugGet the cuddle tugmug.

Tug Tent

A private space for discreet masturbation created by draping sheets over the lower bunk of a bunk bed, usually in a communal living situation like county jail or band camp.
"Hey Antoine, can I borrow your blanket? I'm building a tug tent..."
by PaulAllensCard January 30, 2015
mugGet the Tug Tentmug.

Sneaky tug

When you are trying to beat your meat when others are in the house, you can't do it confidently.
A good confidant crank is when you know everyone’s asleep. If they’re awake it’s a sneaky tug.
by GrRobot March 14, 2018
mugGet the Sneaky tugmug.

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