Tsar Bomba

The Thicccccest bomb in the world, it can fuck you in the asshole if you’re anywhere in it’s range.

“OH SHIT ITS THE TSAR BOMBA!” , “BETTER RUN BEFORE MY BLEEG GETS BLOWN OFF.”

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf November 21, 2019

tarpan

Stud, Steed, Horse, Hunk, Babe

Wow that guy's a total Tarpan!

by Al Canvis February 7, 2007

Beef Tarp

An excess of scrotal skin hanging from the scrotum.

The male version of beef curtains.

Dude, Brittany was licking my gooch last night and she got lost in my beef tarp.

by theguy2687 December 2, 2010

What the Tsamps

A saying used 2 describe a feeling of annoyance.

Anthony,"bro i f***n totaled my car"

Mathew,"What the Tsamps bro"

by Tsamps January 9, 2011

Tsar Nicholas

When You ejaculate into a shot glass to be consumed by a hot Russian woman

Steve: what should we do tonight?
Svelana: How about a Tsar Nicholas?
Steve: Whats that?
Svetlana: Come in my glass

by sonofyogi June 18, 2016

Tarp

A trick, or when someone has been fooled.

'I was totally tarped last night by that barman giving me doubles instead of singles!'

'We need to tarp her into thinking he wont be back til later'

A ladyboy is a tarp. You think its a woman but really its a bloke.

by Oracalette May 28, 2012

TSAR

An abbreviation of the phrase "that shit ain't right."

Man, that girl with no teeth is TSAR.

He TSAR'd himself by kissing the girl with no teeth.

by unforgiven0388 November 12, 2009