Kicker In Tow

(n) - The key element in a devious plan.

Of course we need Nixon masks for this bank robbery; that's the kicker in tow!

by Banzai719 April 02, 2011

Tow Bag

Used to describe a female of ill repute you uses guest hand towels for purposes for which they are not designed. Typically this would involve the cleaning of excrement or vomit but can extend to mopping up vaginal discharge.

Darl, would you look at the fuckin mess that Tow Bag made in the donny.

OMG - I'm sorry Hun but Normans play by there own rules.

by Htothearters October 19, 2013

Tow douche

A tow truck operator who thinks he knows everything but is actually an incompetent know it all idiot

Got my car towed last night, tow guy damaged my bumper.. what a fucking tow douche!

by HTJA October 22, 2016

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024

tow shit

a shit of the necessary weight and/or volume to require towing the plumbing out of a structure because its exceeds effective weight flushing capacity.

Damn, that is a huge tow shit, lets call the tow truck.

by racsat April 11, 2010

Tow Burro

A "Tow Burro" is a Ram 2500 or 3500 diesel pickup truck used primarily for towing. It is recommended to hashtag (#towburro) when posting pictures of your truck towing heavy loads on Instagram.

Watch me tow my trailer with the Tow Burro. #towburro

by K2Steve April 03, 2018

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 02, 2017