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Tow Tips

When your idiot chemistry teacher wants to say "Two Types"; however, as I've stated earlier, said teacher is an idiot. PS: la madre de la maestra es una puta
Tow tips of waves are...
by تحفيظ October 11, 2020
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Tow-baller

A deviant male, usually always from South Australia. He will steal the tow ball nut from a car for some perverse sexual reason. Always targets people from Victoria.
Me "that fucker Craig stole my tow-ball nut"

Arry "oh he is South Australian, he will be screwing it onto his ween later, he is a Tow-baller"
by thosecrazykanooks February 28, 2024
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Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.
She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!
by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015
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Tow douche

A tow truck operator who thinks he knows everything but is actually an incompetent know it all idiot
Got my car towed last night, tow guy damaged my bumper.. what a fucking tow douche!
by HTJA October 22, 2016
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Towe game

A simple game that played between 2 friends, on a sunny day the victim pulls his pants down and puts it on a metal slide until children come down the slide, simple to win u have to last the longest and have the biggest burn
Person 1: Why isn't Jason coming swimming
Person 2: didn't u here he played the towe game?
by Masticspastic April 22, 2023
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Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
by Adotl45 October 3, 2020
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tow

A southern term for messed up, ugly, and or tore up.
Girl: My hair look tow tf up omg
by tayyyyyyyy May 18, 2022
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