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throw a toaster in a bathtub

John throw a toaster in a bathtub. He's dead now.
by hitlerbreastmilk October 13, 2018
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What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this

A reaction used to describe awkward moments such as a cracker saying the n-word.
by Thanoid June 1, 2020
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getting a toaster oven

When someone comes out of the closest.

Based off a joke from the 1997 episode, "The Puppy Episode", from the sitcom Ellen; when a gay person "recruits" enough people they then receive a toaster oven from "Headquarters" as a reward.
Mel is finally getting a toaster oven from headquarters!
by stonebutchclues June 24, 2017
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all that jelly and no toast

when you see a girl who has potential and is attractive but isnt giving it to any guy
Look at that girl standing over there...all that jelly and no toast..
by ThatNiggaRule September 20, 2006
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Toaster Doobies

When you drop your joint in beer and have to put it in the toaster oven on low to bake it.
Oh no! I dropped my doobie in my beer, put the fucking toaster oven on low. BING, cool our Toaster Doobies are ready.
by Brunnerman February 14, 2009
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Toaster Bath

When you head to the bathroom, fill up the bath with water, plug in your toaster near said bath and hop in the bath with your toaster
by Mustard Panda September 28, 2018
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Toast sweat

When you leave a piece of hot toast on a surface and it leaves condensation. Explained in Fraiser, episode 24 "My coffee with Niles"
Martin: By the way you left a mess in the kitchen.
Frasier: I had a piece of toast!
Martin: Yeah, and you didn't use a plate like I asked you too, and you put it in under the counter. And all because you left a bunch a crumbs and toast sweat there!
Niles: Toast sweat?
Frasier: Yes, yes, it's when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface, and it leaves droplets of dew behind. Haven't you heard dad's lecture on the evils of toast sweat? It's the scourge of our times.
by Exploding_Carrots February 29, 2008
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