timesucker

a person, place or thing that wastes your time without your permission.

"don't answer your phone when he calls, he is a total timesucker."
"she im'd me at midnight and i couldn't get her off. what a timesucker."

by palexs May 17, 2007

true times two

A statement attesting to the veracity of an assertion. Origination stems from the phrase, double true, made famous by Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell in their SNL skit, Lazy Sunday.

Guy 1: You could see Lindsay Lohan's smash up coming from a mile a way.

Guy 2: True dat!

Guy 1: True times two!

by Davenator June 22, 2007

bummer times

an understanding, but half-hearted consolation given to those experiencing difficult times in their lives. Is used when one wishes to express the feeling that there is no point in moping around anymore and that it is time to move on,but it still conveys the message that recipient's pain is understood.

Person A: "Why you looking so depressed dude?"

Person B: "My girl just broke up with me"

Person A: "Bummer times man. Guess it just wasn't meant to be."

by ibman67 August 4, 2008

Done Ties

to discontinue a relationship and/or any form of communication with another person; excommunicate; to cut off

This phrase was brought to life by Snooki on season three of MTV's Jersey Shore when she is in the hot tub with Deena and Vinny and states:
"I swear to god, if Vinny hooks up with this girl, done ties with Vinny."

Bridget found out her favorite bartender, Justin, was not exclusive in flirting with her at the bar..."Done ties! with Justin"

by soUagreeUthinkI'mPretty January 26, 2011

Tide

The act of being tired. Play on the word tired. Pronounced like the famous detergent brand, “Tide”.

Person 1: I be way too damn tide.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I BE TIDE!

by CXSHER December 27, 2017

Tider

1. (Noun) An absolute unit or a big bitch
2. (Verb) An act of unrivaled evil

1. This nigga is a Tider
2. Imma commit Tider

by Yüh October 15, 2018

Three Times Bitch

1. A variant of the all-too-popular expletive "Bitch". Typically screamed in highly frustrating and tedious situations.

2. An individual who is so pissy that bitch doesn't describe him/her correctly. The name "three times bitch" is necessary.

Origin: Triple Bitch

Example 1: Halo game
Noob: "I just got sniped again! A three times bitch!"

Example 2: School
Brian: "We have a project due tomorrow? A three times bitch!"

Example 3:
D.A.: "Adam is such a three times bitch on Call of Duty. All he does is whine."

by strongsauce March 11, 2009