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a session of masturbation in which the "user" employs sunscreen lotion as a means of lubrication, leaving all lights on and turning the therm up to 84.
"Woke up this morning to my pink Motorola RAZRscreaming an indie folk song, had some eggs, a Sex-On-the-Beach, took a shower, then here I am."
1. A non-alcoholic version of an alcoholic drink (made with cranberry juice, orange juice, peach nectar, and grenadine).
2. Often mistaken for a lewd act in a beautiful place.
3. (slang) justifying an especially inappropriate chat/act of the "cult", as nothing else can be quite as perverted.
1, 2. When Victoria asked the bartender for some virgin sex on the beach, he completely understood, but when she asked her friend Ben, he ran away from her.
3. "Psh, I know you want to make him nervous, but at least you aren't offering virgin sex on the beach!"