Sex-On-the-Beach

<noun>
a session of masturbation in which the "user" employs sunscreen lotion as a means of lubrication, leaving all lights on and turning the therm up to 84.

"Woke up this morning to my pink Motorola RAZR screaming an indie folk song, had some eggs, a Sex-On-the-Beach, took a shower, then here I am."

Sex-On-the-Beach by lubricationVarient September 21, 2011

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Sex on the Beach

n. A fruity mixed drink, popular during summer and especially during Spring Break. Here's a recipe that will make a gallon.

Ingredients:
1 cup Peach schnapps
1 cup Midori melon liqueur
1 cup Rum
1 cup Chambord
1 1/2 qt Pineapple juice
1 1/2 qt Cranberry juice
1 bag Ice

Mixing instructions:
Makes 1 gallon of punch -- mix all 4 liquers in 1 parts and fill rest with pineapple and cranberry juice

Sue can sure pound that Sex on the Beach.

Sex on the Beach by Dan Weyandt December 31, 2007

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sex on the beach

Alcoholic drink made with vodka, peach schnapps, and fruit juices (usually cranberry, pineapple, and a citrusy juice)

"Real sex on the beach doesn't use a sweet 'n sour mix, you dolt"

sex on the beach by H.C. S. February 28, 2005

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Sex on the beach

On the West coast, a drink consisting of vodka, peach schapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice. On the East coast, a drink consisting of melon liqueur and pineapple juice.

I'll have one Sex On the Beach please.

Sex on the beach by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006