Murphing

The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.

Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021

Murph

When you murder all the members of a gun range for the soul purpose of free lodging and range time.

Let's murph those guys.

by J0hnny_h0pkins July 5, 2017

Murph

When your non-thong underwear gets in your buttcrack by itself. Like a wedgie except nobody gives it to you, it just happens.

A - "Why are you picking your butt in public?"
B - "I have a murph!"

by Supertwicken December 10, 2021

Murph

See also: Doucher, Tool, Brick

An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.

Take that damn helmet off Murph, stop acting like an idiot.

by EagleEyed April 22, 2021

Murphed

The same as being "Diddy'd" except Murphy is doing it.

If you attend the Murphy party, you may be Murphed.

by Murphed Expert March 24, 2025

Allen-Murphing

Being so gay you can’t refuse a lap dance from a squirrel.

Allen Murphy you have to stop Allen-Murphing

by Hunter_Murphy the homosexual November 23, 2022

Murph

Mainly
Unbelievably

Ravaging
Person
Healthy Lover

Look at that Murph he's so sexy.

by ChristineM6969 May 10, 2018