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Terd Trigger

Whenever a cigarette is lit and the smoker instantly needs to go to the bathroom.
(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.
by Pat J Bateman August 23, 2009
mugGet the Terd Triggermug.

Terd Tunnel

“Man, I have to get to the shitter quick and empty my terd tunnel”
by Phat Paulie August 1, 2025
mugGet the Terd Tunnelmug.

Terd

A ship name for turd and beard. This term is usually describes someone with and nasty beard
Yo man, that man over there have a large terd.”
by TheBigNugget July 17, 2019
mugGet the Terdmug.

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