F.M.I.T.B.

A shorter way of saying "fuck me in the butt". Also another way of saying "fuck me" when things in life seems to be getting worser.

Man, I got one problem with one girl and another problem with another girl and I might be held back in high school...man F.M.I.T.B.

by Jimi Sanchez October 30, 2010

t.b.

it means thinking about...and you put the persons name

t.b.name.

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

t.b.u.

A student of the male persuasion that attends Pennridge South Middle School. Specimen listed under the name, "T.B.U." which stands for tall, blonde/brown, and ugly. This refers to his height, hair color, and overall appearance. This male has the tendency to have a stride that is highly similar to Pygoscelis (Penguins). His peers are subjected to random outburts of humming or vocal percussion.

This is all that is known about this creature.

"BUM-BUM-BA-BUM!" - T.B.U.'s vocal percussion.

by Scientist #1 November 30, 2009

T.B.I

turbo beef injection

quick shag aka T.B.I

by m154 March 1, 2010

D.T.B.L.

Dying to be loved.

So afraid of putting myself out there yet I'm D.T.B.L.

by wtfisapseudonym2029 December 28, 2009

t.b.

true banger, a t.b. may or may not be a player but he or she definitely knows how to get down in bed. often used to describe african-american men.

She complains about her boyfriend but in the end she's still with him because he's a t.b.

by Jamila C. January 13, 2006

W.T.B.S

An Acronym meaning Way To Blunted Syndrome. Way To Blunted Syndrome (W.T.B.S) occurs when one smokes way to much weed at once and becomes stoned past the point of simple recreation. Being this high puts you in a sort of "White Noise" state. Symptoms of W.T.B.S include (but are not limited to) lose of feeling in face, lighting your cigarette the wrong way, suddenly realizing that the song you are listening to ended ten minutes ago, putting sentences together like George W. Bush, and getting excited because you beat your dog in a staring contest. W.T.B.S syndrome feels incredible, but due to the dumb decisions one tends to make while suffering from Way To Blunted Syndrome (such as mooning a cop) it can be dangerous to yourself or others.

Person 1: Dude last night I watched family guy on mute while listening to dubstep and cypress hill!

Person 2: Wow, you must have had W.T.B.S

by I Chink Im Cool December 2, 2011