Dick Size Chart

Let’s keep this Real and Simple:

4 inches and Less-Small as Fuck (laughable)
5-6 inches- Average Size
7 inches-Above Average (some will call this the perfect size)
8 inches- Big Dick
9 inches and Above-Too Big to fuck

Take a outta a ruler or tape measure, and I’ll get the Dick Size Chart to see where you stand

by T.E.W. March 16, 2021

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004

shizel

Meaning for sure...or for real

"Hey dog you comin out to the club tonight?" "For shizel my nizel!"

by THE BRICK April 29, 2003

Size Queen

Noun-

The term size queen is slang for a person, usually a gay male, who prefers their sexual partner(s) to have a larger-than-average penis. A size queen may use penis size as a major or single factor in determining a suitable partner'

A person who has sexual relations exclusively with guys who have large penises.

A homosexual male or heterosexual female who is attracted to men with larger than average penises

Neal, "We really should introduce Angela to that new boy.

What do they call him, Fuschia?"

Bob, "Oh, you are soo right; after all, she is such a size queen! Such a naughty boy."

by Pretty Boy October 4, 2011

emo-size

A size of clothing much smaller than S.

Nick Abid's wardrobe.

by Gra October 3, 2003

swaize

Word similar to nifty, cool, sweet, awesome, etc. Usually used when the speaker doesn't wish to use trite words such as the ones listed above.

"Check out this paper airplane I made. It can do ninety backflips."

"That's pretty friggin' swaize, dude."

by Jaikke April 8, 2007

Swaze

The newest alternative to the phrase "sup."
Just as "sup" means "what's up?", swaze means "what's sideways?"

(IM window)
-hey
- hey
-swaze?
- nm. just chilling at home, watching tv.
- true

by letthebassflow June 27, 2011