Flipped my humanity switch

To turn off all emotions and feelings to protect yourself from getting hurt.

Vampire Diaries reference.

I was so hurt by you, but now i've flipped my humanity switch and don't feel a thing anymore!

by VampireDiariesLover October 27, 2015

Taylor Swiftboated

When someone with an anti-social disorder (ego-mania, perhaps?) destroys one's moment in the limelight.

My head was rushing, I didn't know who to begin to thank, then some fucker grabbed the mic and Taylor Swiftboated my ass.

by Evil W September 15, 2009

Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's next gaming console that will put Nintendo at the top again. To be released in March 2017.

Dude, you managed to pick up a Nintendo Switch? Lucky bastard!

by ColdFire44 November 24, 2016

Taylor Swift

A twenty-three year old singer who is unjustly hated upon because of her dating history.

Person 1: Did you hear that new Taylor Swift song?
Person 2: Ya its amazing!!

by ChristianGrl June 21, 2013

Bait and Switch

The policy used by Bell Mobility to get more money out of their customers. They will *bait* you in with offers of really good stuff, then switch the offers around behind your back, often with the excuse of "that was just a promotion" or "you must have changed it yourself"

Bell: We'll give you this really good plan.
You: I'll take it.
*bill arrives without the really good plan*
You: DAMNIT

by James Hannan April 26, 2005

Hungarian Switch

When you're hitting it from behind and you sneak out and let your buddy finish up while the girl is unaware.

Todd pulled a hungarian switch on his wife and now she's seeking a divorce.

by Baby Thrower 2000 December 22, 2022

swift jacked

To be the victim of petty theft or robbery. Usually used with an air of surprise or anger by the victim or a third party when the offense has been uncovered.

Ahh shit fool, your television has just been swift jacked.

Who swift jacked the last corona?

by crazysauce33 March 7, 2005