Swiss Bliss

When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray and freeze the contents. Holes are drilled into the ice and the ice cubes (resembling swiss cheese) are placed into undesirables' drinks.

That dumb chick thought she would get pregnant from drinking the Swiss Bliss.

by Party Crashers August 22, 2009

Swiss

n., Swiss, THE: Known in some circles to refer to a person who is the absolute cool, often seen "hogging up all the awesome" leaving others with nothing but the crappy.

A direct opposite to previous definitions of "THE Swiss," experts still can't be sure which is more exact. It seems to change from day to day.

Man, the Swiss makes me wish he didn't exist; that way I wouldn't be forced to wish that I didn't exist.

Gee, I wish I was THE Swiss.

by Rude Dude December 26, 2003

Swinson’s Law

One step on from Malcolm’s Law, Swinson’s Law states that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong, in the worst possible way, at the worst possible time and will all sorts of unforeseen and unpleasant fallout effects. Named after Jo Swinson who appeared from political obscurity in UK as Leader of the Liberal Democrats and announced that if she got into power she would reverse the decision to leave the European Union in contravention of the will of the British people, not very liberal or democratic. A rather silly woman who would be out of her depth in a car park puddle.

“Malcolm says he just loves Jo Swinson and hopes she gets into power.”
“No surprise there, Swinson’s law compared to Malcolm's law makes him look good.”

by AKACroatalin November 3, 2019

merge-swish

When one changes lanes on a freeway or highway without hitting any of the reflecting bumps in the middle of the road.

A merge-swish can also be applied when passing someone on a two lane road, provided you do not hit any of the reflective bumps in the middle of said road...or the oncoming traffic.

Bill Blimey: "Man, I just changed lanes three times and totally merge-swished every time. It was nothing but line!"

Tom Toppover: "That's weak sauce. You should have seen the merge-swish I pulled off last night while passing that big rig."

by Stopping Stan October 13, 2011

Up your swiss

A term used to indicate discontent or dislike for the person engaging you in conversation.

Nick: Top of the morning to you.

Mr. King: Up your swiss.

by Steve Pecorini September 26, 2010

swiss army romance

1.A romantic relationship between two people in which one person does not always act like him/herself, and the other half tries to peacefully help him/her be him/herself no matter what other people do or say. One person in the relationship wants the other one to be their real self all the time, and not always conform to what others do/wear/etc.

2.One person in the relationship is struggling with his/her inner self but is trying to peacefully cope with these problems, since that could interfere with the relationship with the other person.

1. Dashboard Confessional sings the song "The Swiss Army Romance."
2. The lyrics of "The Swiss Army Romance" help to understand the definition.

by Molly August 7, 2004

swiss

guys coming from the heart of europe (geographically, not politically) usually mistaken to be swede. (and obviously the other way around!)
most are pretty good looking and clever. whenever home most swiss wear ties and manage some bank-accounts.

"guys, this is björn, he's swiss."

by swiss chris March 29, 2008