Sweater Cows

Big boobs or big clothed boobs.

I'd like to take a peek at her sweater cows.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

man sweater

a really hairy back and chest on a man; some men shave off their man sweaters

I don't take off my shirt in public because of my man sweater!

by Paul Thundergod July 9, 2003

bill cosby sweater

Before having sex, one eats a shit load of fruity pebbles. During sex. you induce vomiting on her chest to mimic a bill cosby sweater.

Come on baby, give me a bill cosby sweater.

by jacob latta balls February 23, 2009

Ass sweater

A sweater a woman ties around her waist to hide her ass while jogging, walking or exercising. While most of these women have good figures from their exercise, they are likely self-conscious of others staring at their ass.

"Wow--check out the tight body on that jogger!"

"Yeah...it's too bad she's wearing an ass sweater."

by Trashy Freeman June 2, 2009

Cashmere sweater

cashmere sweater: The act of having good sex with someone you're not dating.

<alternate uses>

cashmere tuxedo: The act of having THE BEST sex with someone you're not dating.

cashmere gloves: the act of getting a hand job from someone you're not dating

cashmere suit: the act of having OK sex with someone you're not dating

cashmere fruit basket: the act of having sex with multiple people you're not dating in the same day

craig: i just got a cashmere sweater from amanda!

justin: so what i got a cashmere tuxedo from her two days ago

craig: nice!

by brave31 December 18, 2010

angora sweater

The soft rabbit hair yarn sweater that girls wear, usually a mix of angora and nylon or angora and silk, angora and mohair. The angora sweater is usually a sexual tool, as it creates the feminine impression, as soft and something sexy.
When a girl wants attention, she can get it by wearing an angora sweater. The 100% angora knit sweater is very fluffy and quite warm to wear.

She walks into the room and was never noticed until she wore the pink angora sweater.
" Hi Lynda, that is a pretty sweater you are wearing".

"thanks, it is an angora sweater, from my boyfriend, Brian"

by leaveboxopen October 23, 2011

sweater puppets

tittttt-ayyyyyssss inside a sweater that you play with...like puppets

He was playing with her sweater puppets in the back of her car.

by sassyquatchjt October 9, 2009