say swear 

It has multiple meanings depending on the conversation.

It is another way of saying "OMG, or "Are you for real?", or more commonly used, "Yeah,... right"

Mattie enters Debbies sanctuary and Debbie is alarmed and says loudly, "Your'e back again?! Say swear!"

say swear by SAYSWEARFOOL April 11, 2010

I Swear to FUCK 

When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly

Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right

I Swear to FUCK by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

Brother Swear 

An eternally binding act of hooking middle fingers together in an attempt to seal the deal of a promise that has been made.

If one breaks the rules of the brotherswear, it will result in a swift kick to the testicles.

" YO DAWG THE FIVE-O ARE PARKED OUTSIDE "

" SHEEIT SON, BROTHER SWEAR ? "

Brother Swear by OG-PIMP-HUSTLA April 11, 2010

i swear 

An expression used whenever anything happens that is not desired or convienient.

I swear, I'm never staining wood again as long as I live, my hands get SO sticky

i swear by carpentertom May 26, 2006

pinky swear 

an eternally binding promise (made by two people hooking their pinky thumbs together), which, if broken, will result in the culprit losing his or her pinky

"I pinky swore never to cover my mom's garden gnomes with carcinogens....I did and she cut off my pinky with a cleaver."

pinky swear by Josh Brown May 13, 2005

you swear 

Indicates that a person(s)is making obvious boastful about themselves and/or their abilities. The term is said sarcastically, and "you" can be substituded with other pronouns.

You swear you're hot.

He swears that I like his ugly ass.

She swears she's all that in that leopard skin outfit.

you swear by Greeno September 28, 2005

[penis swear] 

Similar to a pinky swear, two people must have sex to prove that they are telling the truth. In effect; swearing on the penis.

"I would totally be the best you've had in the sack."
"penis swear?"

[penis swear] by Team J March 28, 2009