My eyes are sweating

A retarded way of saying that you’re crying

Me: “are you ok?”
Person: “my eyes are sweating so obviously not”

by Anonymousbitch:) September 20, 2019

Sneaking one out

A cheeky wank under cover of the naked eye

I had my hair cut today, the stylist' breasts rubbed against my arm, so I decided to start sneaking one out under the gown

by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013

swearing is caring

Its like Sharing is Caring but better

Dude 1: Hey dude you should like give me that man, swearing is caring.
Dude 2: Wtf does that even mean?

by TheChainer August 1, 2016

Sweating out of Shame

A Persian expression, Sweating out of shame refers to an individual who is so ashamed, his face turns red & starts sweating

I was sweating out of shame after my wife caught me cheating

by R.Ham May 28, 2019

speaking italics

When you're niggatry and speech patterns become straight ebonics.

"Eye eet awn da cheeken da cheeken sew gewd!"

"My dude is speaking italics."

by Bababooey22 November 2, 2020

Sweating Dick

Sweating Dick means extremely hot

Damn it's 117°F degrees outside, I'm sweating Dick

by Hoodlum E August 6, 2023

Metaphorically Speaking

a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance or to give more emphasis.

1) Where have you been? I searched the whole world to find you! (Metaphorically Speaking)

2)Look, Outside is raining cats and dogs! (Metaphorically Speaking)

by SteliosD October 31, 2019