Saffe

Gay ugly fat

That guy is so saffe

by Tyronewilly November 13, 2018

SMaffection

An overwhelming love for great service. The word came to life after a massive amount of employees began showing signs of addiction to the service they offer and the environment they work in.

I embrace SMaffection every day as I spread happiness around the office.

by SMaffection March 14, 2011

swaffed

when a live-in relationship ends with one party gaining all the merch, ie, the house, the kids, the car.

Where's your dog?
"Damn, I got swaffed! The ex took everything! Rotten swaffer!"

by Eva Harris & Michael Carrasquillo September 27, 2007

swaff

The frothy and tacky build up of sperm around the bell end after it has been vigorously agitated by either choking the chicken or pork swording.

'I wanked for so long, I had the worst case of swaff the world has ever seen.'

by richard piper July 1, 2004

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

Swafe

As above - Invented by me myself, Roger, in 1998, in a Science lesson, and accidently said 'Swafe'. Swafe now means good - or cool.

You'd use Swafe by saying , hey look at that Ferrari, thats a swafe car.

Or

Your a really Swafe dude.

by Roger B January 20, 2004

Swaffles

Soggy waffles. Much like Ookie Cookies and Biscuits and gravy, but the waffle holes hold the jizz alot better for the all you can eat feeling.

You guys totally busted out into swaffles last night around 4 am.

by hawk239128 June 16, 2009