Slumping

Taking a dump while sleeping.

Hence Slumping.

#1: Bro, you were in the can for 2 hours, are you alright?

#2: I was slumping, ya prick.

by DOOP DOOP DA DA DA May 11, 2010

Slumping

Sleeping

Why’d you wake me up, I was slumping!

by Money merica February 20, 2018

Simping

Doing anything for a girl in hopes of them even noticing your pitiful existence such as giving them half your life savings, then the other half.

Jim: hey, I just saw the Pokimane stream and wow a lot of people were simping for her
Robert: well what did you expect?

by Quortas76 August 5, 2020

Shumping

To jump while excreting feces from your anus.

I was outside yesterday Shumping all around

by Golden.Dog.Ass August 30, 2006

Stumping

Sexual act whereby a man's penis is inserted into the empty eye socket of a one eyed partner for physical gratification. Often utilized as a domination technique to impart a sense of total ownership over the receiving partner in BDSM circles.

John and Dave were tag teaming a girl on the dance floor when she bit John. He replied that if she didn't play nice he was going to take off her eye-patch and give her a stumping to teach her some discipline

by Captain_Awesome April 21, 2012

slumpingly

To feel in a slump mood

I'm feeling slumpingly slump

by _.Finkleberry._ July 1, 2015

stumping up

When one has more then their fair access to couch, chair or bed...yet they choose to squish themselves in fetal position and not take full advantage of the space that is allowed to them.

Why are you stumping up on the couch?

by AJ Elkenstein October 27, 2016