Stuart

A lazy middle class hippie crackhead you see around in the 90s. The moment you walk into his room you’ll feel high. Plays Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on loop for hours. Friends will call him Stu or Stupig.

Hey Stu!

I wonder if Stuart is still alive now, he probably died of OD tho

by MarsLuvTabi August 7, 2018

Stuart Smith

He is short and cool Al ways plays fortnite 😎 most likely friend. Camden

Stuart Smith is cool

by Will The trill January 22, 2019

Stuarted

When, after a breakup, one party starts dating a new person that is a doppleganger for their ex.

Did you see my ex's new girlfriend?! She looks just like me! He totally stuarted me!

by PleasantlyTwisted August 30, 2018

Stuart

A short boi who can only play rainbow six seige all day cuz he is lame, he also is hit on frequently by gay gym teachers and is occasionally refered to as “a dream”. Stuarts are small and run fast and have female troubles with slutty hoes possibly named tracy. And has intense dreams of orgys with foxes.

Cool dude:Yo that tracy wants your dick stuart
Stuart:she nasty as fuck bro
Cool dude: oh yeah i forgot you and the gym teacher ;)
Stuart: fuck off mate

by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp August 31, 2018

Stuart

A stuart: noun another term for a peadophile not usually very nice and own the shack with Ben the dog the sworn oath owner

#1 yo rked some Stuart followed me last night

Guy #2 did he take you to the shack

by Rstephenbro July 22, 2019

Stuart’s mum

She is a fat bitch who cant control herself or her annoying kids

Stuart’s mum is a hoe

by Papa6969XO May 17, 2019

Sticky Stuart

A word used for masturbation.

Example "I had a sticky Stuart over some girl last night"

"I had a sticky Stuart over some girl last night"

by Stickystuart11 October 19, 2017