toaster strudel

When a man ejaculates on a woman's pussy and has to clean it up by eating it

Person 1: I heard Vinny fucked Hayden and came all over her pussy
Person 2: Did he toaster strudel her?
Person 1: Yeah! He ate all of it off of her

by Slim veezus February 09, 2016

Ted Strudel

When a woman urinates post coital whilst the man's penis is still inside her vagina.

I've had a few girls give me a Ted Strudel instead of getting up to go to the bathroom... Didn't hate it.

by Djijn July 23, 2021

Strudel Schmidt

A type of layered pastry which is very risky to eat, it can either be amazing if you are lucky- its with a delicious nutella filling but in most cases its filled with dog shit..

We played truth or dare last night, that Ben dude was dared to try a freshly baked Strudel Schmidt...puked his heart out after that poor bastard.

by OGloc January 29, 2019

manzana strudel

On the streets, the classical "apple strudel" is also referred to as manzana strudel.

A manzana strudel is a delicate pastry exhaustively filled with tree-borne apples.

Fam, how much for a slice of this deliciously moist manzana strudel?

Oh ney, that bloke over there has already consumed his savory lunch. Now he is busy inhaling a world-class manzana strudel. That cinnamon vortex looks supremely delicate.

by SeJoker February 16, 2023

shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.

I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.

by D Rail August 14, 2014

Broaster Strudel

A friend who often lets his bro’s & homies cum on him, particularly on his face. Broaster strudels are common in bromosexual relationships.

Me: Yo dude, where have you been?? We’ve been trying to call you all day.

Friend: Don’t worry about it, man. I just had a quick sesh with my broaster strudel & now i’m drained.

by NotGvm December 02, 2023

Strudeled

A facial expression of distorted confusion or shock resulting in a disconfigured face.

The Samaritan woman was was strudeled because Jesus talked to her at the well.

by Daniel O,conner July 12, 2023