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stressturbate

The act of masturbating in order to alleviate stress. Normally, stressturbating is directly influenced by a recent event or action which has caused one great stress.

i.e. Heavy schoolwork, a crap job, relationship troubles
Guy 1: "God damn I had so much work today. Stressturbating never felt so great"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I sressturbated 3 times the other day. It's like all my troubles had vanished"

Guy 1: "I love to stressturbate"

Guy 2: "Me too, me too"
by goldie911 September 10, 2013
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Stress

An unpleasant by-product of life in modern society.
Though seemingly easier, life in today's society causes more stress than ever before.
Bob finds the endless repetition of his 9 to 5 life stressful.
Bob was quite stressed after his wife divorced him and won 80% of their combined assets in court.
"Bob had a nervous breakdown after he lost all his money in Enron shares. He should stress less."
by KingShit November 21, 2003
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Teresa Strasser

Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.

She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.

Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.
Teresa Strasser probably is good at checkers but got picked last for dodge ball.
by Steinsensager November 9, 2007
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Stress

1) To be overwhelmed with responsiblity.
2) To contain an enormous amount of pressure.
3) To emphasize meaning.
4) What women cause.
1. "Aw fuzjit, i have so much damn homework to do!"
2. "The pillars cant handle much more stress sir!"
3. "I cant stress the importance of this enough!"
4. "Ahhhh!"
by ReZeroX November 15, 2003
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PMS (pre match stress)

PMS (pre match stress) is used when going to watch your team play then after ward haveing a big brawl
"i got fukin PMS (pre match stress) lets go ave a few beveys"
by lewis jenkin July 16, 2008
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stress

its a california slang term which defines a type of weed that is so shitty it causes "stress". the slang originated from the outskirts of southern californian beaches which was passed along until it reached the main cities. many tourists come to CA looking for bomb ass chronic, or chron, but end up with stress because they don't understand CA slang.
Person A: Dude i bought this bomb ass chronic for a tight ass price from a dude that's in my Bio class dude...
Person B: What the fuck are u talkin' about dude... that shit's haggard as fuck... look at it!
Person A: ur right dude it looks shitty... it's not even furry and fluffy dude.. what should i do dude
Person B: it's ur fault.. dude.. u bought stress u fucking idiot





Tourist: hi im from Canada!
Cali pothead dude: that's chill...
Tourist: u got weed, eh?
Cali pothead dude: maybe..... what u lookin for dude.. i mite got what u need
Tourist: im looking for something that might help my "stress"
Cali pothead dude: so ur looking for stress?
Tourist: ??? yeah yeah wutever dude yeah ???
Cali pothead dude: haha 25 bucks a gram dude
Tourist: wut the fuck this is shitty!!!!!
Cali pothead dude: ur face is haggard
by aznsnoozer3 October 10, 2005
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Stressball

Someone who is so stressed out that they want to crawl into the fetal position and cry for their mama.
With all these shinanigans happening I am going to turn into a stressball.

Or She looks like a stressball!
by KelsoMcBeaverEater June 12, 2010
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